Through The Eyes Of A Child...

This past week, my 5-year-old Joey has been learning about the letter 'I' and measuring inches, cuz that's what "Mr. I" does. He's been going around the house measuring all of us and just about everything else. Well, I guess he had to draw a picture of something that he measured and he decided to draw ME!



Can you guess which one is me? Well, in case you can't, I'm the one on the right. I must say it is a pretty lifelike drawing, all the way down to the frown on my face because I had a bad case of the flu when he was measuring me.

He made sure he pointed out to me that he didn't draw the 'throw-up'!

Mindless Monday...

WARNING! The truth about bread consumption.

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are daily bread users.

2. Half of all children who grow up in bread consuming households score below average on standardized tests.

3. In the 18th century, when bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 yrs old.

4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are commited within 24 hrs of eating bread.

5. Bread is highly addictive. Subjects that were deprived of bread and given only water, begged for bread in as little as two days.

6. Bread is a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" substances such as peanut butter, jelly and even coldcuts!

7. Bread is an absorbtive product, and since the human body is comprised of 90 percent water, it can turn you into a soggy, gooey, bread pudding person.

8. Bread can cause brain damage. Most habitual users of bread cannot distinguish between scientific fact and meaningless babbling.

Blog Categories

Alright, I tried separating the blogs I'm following into categories, as you can see if you scroll down on the right side. If I put you into a category, and you'd rather be in a different one, please let me know. I mean, some of you are very funny and I'd like to visit you. Some I'd like to visit, but you're spiritual too, and so on and so forth. So, if you're like "Heck no, I don't want her to want to visit me! I think I am just too dang hilarious and I can't believe she didn't put me in the 'Funny as heck' category!", then just let me know and I'll move you over. I can find you to stalk your blog no matter where I put you. And who knows, if y'all start slackin', I may start a category for that too! "Blogs that used to be entertaining, but now bore me to tears"

Okay, not really, but that would be almost funny if I did.

Follow Me, Follow me!!

I added the 'following' thing on the top right of my blog. It doesn't really jump out at you, so I figured that I better blog about it so that all the millions of people who are currently sitting on the edge of their seat, holding their breath waiting for my next exciting blog can be added to it so they'll automatically be notified when I blog instead of wasting the precious few seconds it takes to come all the way over to my blog and check it! Now, don't be shy about adding yourself, I know you're all out there...