Who is this child's mother?!?!?

Ever been somewhere and noticed a mom who is just on the brink of losing all sanity right then and there in the middle of the store? She's torn between screaming and having a fierce outbreak of physical violence, but she knows she's in a public place, so she must keep some sort of lid on it, so as not to appear a complete lunatic who cannot get a grip to save her life? Who, in the midst of all this inner turmoil is wondering, "I'm in a christian bookstore! Why can't some sort of divine intervention happen here and save me from this mental and emotional anguish???"

Well, I must sadly admit that I am that mom. I realized today that if I have not trained my child on how to behave in public, that even helping my 11-year-old pick out a bible, will not protect me from all the 5-year-oldness that my darling angel may decide to unleash upon me.

My obvious lesson for today was, "You reap what you sow."