WARNING! The truth about bread consumption.1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are daily bread users.
2. Half of all children who grow up in bread consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50 yrs old.
4. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are commited within 24 hrs of eating bread.
5. Bread is highly addictive. Subjects that were deprived of bread and given only water, begged for bread in as little as two days.
6. Bread is a "gateway" food item, leading the user to "harder" substances such as peanut butter, jelly and even coldcuts!
7. Bread is an absorbtive product, and since the human body is comprised of 90 percent water, it can turn you into a soggy, gooey, bread pudding person.
8. Bread can cause brain damage. Most habitual users of bread cannot distinguish between scientific fact and meaningless babbling.
